LOL good one.  I was thinking about a post like this.  ----don't have to now.  Here is mine.

A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in the Sun Lake Arizona Adult community. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, “Are you a stranger here?”

He replies, “I lived here years ago.”

“So, where were you all these years?”

“In prison”, he says.

“Why did they put you in prison?”

He looked at her, and very quietly said, “I killed my wife.”

“Oh!” said the woman. “So you’re single….?????!”