Quote - I feel like most Women would be impressed and interested in guys like YOU

You mean me?

Yes, it's such a curse. When I go out of the house, I have to carry a big stick to beat them of with, and when I go into town I need to wear a balaclava so I am not recognised. Just last week three of them climbed up the drain pipe and managed to force the catch on my bedroom window. I'm sure you can imagine how annoyed I was when I went to bed and found it already occupied by three naked wimmin bent on performing acts of sexual depravity on by body. I had to call the police to remove them.

I deeply envy those who can lead a normal life, free of sexual harassment. Pity us poor men who are victims of lust, who must forever hide in the shadows, never daring to show our faces in the world!

Wait! What's that sound? Sounds like an alarm clock! Surely it's not time to wake up already?!?