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Tebop, you seem like a nice guy.  If you seriously want to be friends with a girl, and possibly in a romantic relationship with one, there is only one way you are going to get that to happen.  Asking the same question a dozen different ways and using aliases to do so,  isn't going to get you any closer to your goal.

Turn off your computer and go get involved in life!!! 

Join a community leisure program through your City's Parks and Recreation Department. Many are free to join.  Sign up to volunteer for sports events or festivals.  Get a dog, or offer to walk other peoles' dogs. Take them for walks and to the park where you will find other dog lovers there playing with their dogs. Go to poetry or book readings, music festivals, outdoor concerts, charity events, museums, art galleries  etc etc etc.

When at any of these places, just be yourself!!! Don't try to be someone you are not.  Sit down and enjoy yourself!! That's number one!  Casually talk to people, both men and women.  Idle chit chat. Don't start asking them personal questions or spilling your guts about your life. Just idle chit chat about the event, how much fun you are having.

Tebop, I don't know how old you are. You come across in your posts, at least to me, as being very young....teenager maybe.  But you also mentioned in some of your posts that you are "old."  I don't recall ever seeing you say exactly how old you are.  So I'm going to assume you are somewhere in between.  I'm going to assume that you are probably around 30 years old and still a virgin. 

My best advice to you at this point, because you seem terrified and awkward where women are concerned is to go and hire a prostitute. Yes!!!. I'm dead serious about that!!!  You don't  have to do anything with them other than sit and talk with them to get you comfortable talking to women! Take them to a coffee shop and buy them some coffee and sit and chat with them for an hour.  Yes, you will still have to pay them for their time.   However, this will get you used to approaching women and interacting with them.  And when you feel ready to progress, you can proceed to the sex part. Don't forget to practice safer sex by using condoms.

If you live near Carson City, Nevada, you can even visit one of their legal brothels there: Moonlite Bunny Ranch.* *

After that, you should be able to break out of your shell a little and not be so terrified of talking to women.

You might also try the "online relationship" thing. Some people are happy to be romantically involved with someone online and on the phone and consider themselves boy friend-girl friend for months and years at a time.  At the very least it will get you comfortable communicating with a girl.

"It is good to see ourselves as others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi