Forum: Poser - OFFICIAL


Subject: OT: Women only like Guys who are experts at their hobby?

tebop opened this issue on May 19, 2011 · 61 posts


Plutom posted Sat, 21 May 2011 at 4:35 PM

Title: Do women like men with 3D talent.

I have been sitting back and reading all of the suggestions and have come to the conclusion that my way is the best and is accomplished by faithfully following the below steps.

The best way (which is 99.524 percent effective) into seducing your Vicky err girl is to follow these easy instructions:

First: Have several billion dollars in your savings account. The first billion is the hardest. However, every man can achieve this with time or wise investments in a mutual fund managed by your local friendly investment manager. The best is a little known fund called Monolith Mutual Funds (MMF for short) managed by I.M. Ponzi with has had established returns of over 50 percent for early investors.  Of course past performance is no indication of future performances and involuntary confinement is possible.

Second: Craigs’ List is a valuable source for the right person or persons for you. There are many extremely beautiful Vickies just waiting to meet and become your soul mate or mates. You may need to check out your local and friendly Private Business Interprise Network's (PBIN) list for customer satisfaction ratings.

Your local PBIN, in this case, may be sponsored by police avoidance syndicates. 

Third: The initial date, pick her or them up in your favorite Beamer, escort to the airport and fly via your favorite Gulfstream to one of your homes in the Caymans or Bahamas. She or they will probably not mind which. Additionally, a token monetary gift inversely proportional to ones hygiene level for each may go a long way in breaking the ice! Repeat process if necessary.

There are certain adverse conditions that may come up, but don't worry be happy and get regular checkups, most conditions can be easily cured or managed.

That is all that there is to it!  Jan