Well, let's not forget The Three Musketeers, with Baroque Steampunk Airships, swords, and no muskets (always wondered about that...;)

Hey, it's gotta be better than the 'two and a half men' guy version...though I'm showing my age, the Raquel Welch/Michael York version is fun (I think there was a B&W version with Tony Curtis, but I could be wrong...;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)