3 old men were sitting around complaining about getting old and the problems that come with it.

The first sighs and says "I remember the days when I didn't need a catheter to pee"

The second one says "yeah, I remember when I didn't need a nurse and an enema to take a crap too."

The third one leans forward and says "Every morning at 6AM, I take a nice long piss, followed at 6:10 with a healthy dump."

The others look at him incredulously. "And what are you complaining about?" They ask.

"Well," he says leaning back. "I don't wake up until 7..."

If I had a nickle for ever time a woman told me to get lost, I could buy Manhattan.