Three engineers are in car when it breaks down. The Chemical Engineer says 'We're out of petrol.' The Electrical Engineer says 'The alternator's broke'. The Computer Engineer closes all the windows, turns off the ignition and then turns it back on again.

Poser 11 , 180Gb in 8 Runtimes, PaintShop Pro 9
Windows 7 64 bit, Avast AV, Comodo Firewall
Intel Q9550 Quad Core cpu,  16Gb RAM, 250Gb + 250Gb +160Gb HD, GeForce GTX 1060