Paloth opened this issue on Aug 28, 2011 · 283 posts
Terrymcg posted Mon, 05 September 2011 at 1:50 AM
Quote - > Quote - that is exactly correct. watch what you say ppl.
Seriously - the wild, baseless, and fevered accusations get crazier every month (oh, wait, wait... I already know what's coming in rebuttal: "but I didn't accuse them of anything!" )
So, does anyone have any actual objective evidence for any of this, or is it just a new version of the quickly dismissed (and just as quickly run away from) spiel of 'OAMG I heard that DAZ was having teh financial problemz!!!!11!!'?
Here, now - let's not beat around the bush. Allow me to help you out. Let us, together, as a team, get all the other potential juvenile whispers out of the way and in the open, mm'kay? Here goes...
The betting pool is officially open as to the exact date that some disgruntled hack in this joint will quietly and indirectly accuse some employee of DAZ of one of the following:
Supporting Al Qaeda, commiting genocide, pedophilic acts whilst wearing chiffon dresses, nuclear terrorism, performing secret Mormon gay weddings, political bribery, The Spanish Inquisition*, antisemitism, urinating on the Ground Zero Memorial, child abuse, bestiality, and/or the heartbreak of psoriasis.
Did I miss any? Please be sure to inform us if I did. I fix the date on September 26th, give or take two days in either direction.
So - got any other silly rumors? Let's hear 'em.
- Why the Spanish Inquisition? Because, as we all know, no one expects ithe Spanish Inquisition.
I consider myself a level headed guy, I support the Spanish Inquistion and pragmatic Antisemitism as much as the next guy, but why on earth did you have to bring the secret Mormon gay weddings in to the discussion? Because I very much object to unsupervised people having secret Mormon Gay weddings and honestly anyone who takes part in these vile seremons should be horribly mutilated by a flock of anarchist sparrows.
D'oh! Why do things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?