Quote -
You just didn't bother to research properly

http://fgplus.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=6&start=26490.

Wait - you expected me to crawl back literally thousands of pages to find... wait, I see it now....

...yes! Thank you! OAMGWTFBBQ! Who cares about curing cancer!? We have the solution to the forum bans right here!

Oh, wait - it still ranks among the aforementioned hysterical rantings, but okay, we'll work with it.

Let's boil the synopsis down for our studio audience, but please, I urge you to go there and read it first-hand, since I cannot possibly match the sheer comedy. That said, I'll try to summarize it anyway (note that the following comments are paraphrased... heavily):

• "OAMG I just got banned! I'm sooo innocent!"
• "That really sucks, dearie... OAMG I got banned and I'm innocent too! I want a refund!"
• Official letter from DAZ is reprinted (finally!): "You have folks using your site to coordinate creating fake accounts to do stupid disruptive crap on our site, so we're banning the idiots. Here's the list. Do something about it or get sued."
• Forum mod (there) then craps his/her pants, then goes on to tell said individuals to knock it off.
• weird distractive crap about renders...
• "we're innocent! Innocent I tell you!" 

( side note: These protestations come in spite of the fact that half of these yokels probably can't even spell IP address, let alone know how to mask theirs. Odds are perfect that's how they were tracked down, and the 'planning' posts on said forum were probably found by a quick Google search... Anyrate - )

• "DAZ Sucks!"
• "I didn't get banned, but yeah, DAZ sucks"
• "It wuz Richard! HE is responsible - we're just secret Ninjas, n' stuff!"
• "Ah'm gittin the vapors! I need to be away!"
• (next page...)
• Site Admin: "Dear DAZ: Please don't blame me. My peeps are good, kindhearted people who cannot possibly hurt you so... we're just poor villagers..."
• "Yeah! We're innocent! Err, of what, anyway? Just to be sure, you know..."

And so on, so on, so on... 

 

(did you know there are multiple thousands of pages in that fscking thread? Dayam! )

 

Anyrate, it comes close, but only close. 

 

It's like a Renderosity Nivana in there, in a fashion. I think I can almost see the PTB here writing FGPlus for pro tips...