...and, here come the cries of "Help Help! I'm being oppressed!"

Lookit kids, it's real simple... if you act like a dummy, they're going to give you the boot. Just ask the PTB here how a certain gent by the name of ... went (crap - couldn't recall his last name - thank Heaven for Google sometimes...)  

The guy would stay just on this side of the TOS, but turned out to be a royal pain in everyone's ass. It was like that half drunk and disruptive uncle at the family reunion that everyone was creeped out by, and would specifically instruct their kids to keep the hell away from.

You were probably that guy at the reunion. Try not to be in the future, and you should do okay.