A canadian lad decides that he must spend a year up north in the woods logging in order to save enough money to marry his sweetheart.  His fiance reluctantly agrees, making him promise to call her every Sunday.  The first call goes like this:

Rupert:  Well, it's pretty cold and hard work here, eh.

Fiance:  Are you staying warm and healthy, my love?

Rupert:  Well, actually, I had a little accident and one of my fingers was cut off in the saw.

Fiance:  That's terrible - the whole finger?

Rupert:  No, the one next to it.

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