The french spinster had finally succeeded in getting a dashing young fighter pilot drunk enough to join her in her boudoir.  They both undressed quickly, and he knelt over her prone form, but she shook her head and pressed his head down toward her belly.

Understanding her request, he asked if she had some cognac and a match.  The spinster realized that he wanted a drink and smoke before consummating the act, and so she motioned toward the bureau where a bottle of cognac, glasses and a pack of cigarettes lay.

The pilot filled a glass and approached the spinster, who shivered in anticipation.  As he stood over her, she was astonished when he tossed the liquor onto her nether region, struck a match, and ignited the flammable liquid.

As she stared at him in horror, he exclaimed "When Jacques goes down, he goes down in flames!"

Lotus 123 ~ S-Render ~ OS/2 WARP ~ IBM 8088 / 4.77 Mhz ~ Hercules Ultima graphics, Hitachi 10 MB HDD, 64K RAM, 12 in diagonal CRT Monitor (16 colors / 60 Hz refresh rate), 240 Watt PS, Dual 1.44 MB Floppies, 2 button mouse input device.  Beige horizontal case.  I don't display my unit.