Attached Link: http://www.break.com/index/news-anchors-crack-up-at-double-entendre-2006475

Here's one I found on the net. Enjoy.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy