SamTherapy opened this issue on May 18, 2011 · 83 posts
SamTherapy posted Sat, 01 October 2011 at 1:29 PM
Two old people meet up at a retirement home and, realising that time isn't on their side any more they skip all the niceties of dating and decide to go straight for some mattress action.
They go up to her room and, while getting undressed she says to the guy, "I hope you'll be gentle because I have acute angina".
He says, "I damn well hope so because your tits aren't much good".
Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.