Sorry, Bobby, I loved the story, but laughed more over the accidental (I'm assuming) double entendre in the thread title.

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This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy