One is the loneliest number.

Two can be as sad as one, but the loneliest number is the number one.

There is no such thing as paranoia. They really are out to get you.

The inch is based on the average length of the common inchworm.

It's a long way to Tipperary, unless one lives in Tipperary or somewhere nearby.

Everything you ever do will take longer and be more difficult to achieve than you originally thought. Also it will turn out in the end to have been unnecessary. Including reading this post. Not the thread, just this post.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy