"Yeah, yeah, yeah... but her feet and calves will hurt all the time!"

pfft!  suck it up, buttercup!

a mere century ago women were expected to tightlace into corsets and eat arsenic mixed with vinegar and chalk to keep their skin nice and pale :)

women should stop whining about heels and just be happy that fainting couches are no longer in fashion :)

flees before hes lynched by all the 'rosity women