This rant was disovered carved into Rock near the Stonehenge Quarry, where pre-druidic, post-neandrathal man debated the merits of the cave paintings of their peers.  People wanted to know, "Why Did Gragmarg's stick figure cyclops solar-head piece get so much attention versus Yooog's Reindeer herd?

Also, this is the same story as Cain versus Abel.

Now everyone count off 90 days until an exact replica of this thread is posted again.