Short course for men on how to understand women:

Give up...it ain't gonna happen.

Just look interested, nod a lot, and keep your mouth shut.

"Does this make my butt look big?" is not a yes or no question, and has only one correct answer: "You look beautiful."

HTH.

John

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy