I would just cross the river on the bridge. What bridge? If you can imagine an elephant will fit in a refridgerator, I can imagine there's a bridge. :^)

Cool and funny quiz.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy