Quote - I know what it is...

From our earliest days since our split from Zygote to the present we have been learning.   The main thing we have learned, above and beyond all else, is that you lot are a bunch of miserable, whiny, self absorbed ungrateful bastards.  We can't seem to do anything right.  Fuck, even when we give our stuff away you complain.  When we update and innovate we get pages and pages of bickering, arguments and fighting.

Quite frankly, we are heartily sick of it so we're saying 'Fuck it', shutting up shop and going fishing.  You're on your own. 

That was actually close to my first thought. Although more nicely worded. I must say judging from the ongoing discussion here and on Daz, the hype has drawn a lot of interest. Can't say Daz does everything wrong.