Quote - > Quote - I know what it is. I've definitely got it, and no I don't have any inside info.

He's reorganizing his sock drawer tomorrow.

Love esther

Not while I still live there, he isn't!

 

Look at the small print in your lease. The landlord has every right to spot inspections at Midnight when the disco ball is spinning backwards and is allowed to reorganise said drawer on the 3rd Friday of every birth month of his favorite singer.