I have to say that the non poseable one's 'bottom' 1/2 would have been covered up by a table or such, but nonetheless, even if you just saw the top, its just not a possibility. I tried swinging it around, using layers to 'adjust' its body, etc.--it was just a 'no go'. And YES-smack him (Radard) around. You do not milk male anythings!!! picnic (BTW-when I use the cow, it won't be meant to be a particularly comic image-altho' a sitting cow will elicit some smiles I know LOL).