Quote - No disrespect, and no trolling but seriously, there could be no simpler object to model. 20 minutes max. Oniy assigning UVs might take twice as long as the modeling process.

Signed,

Vertex Slinger

and (candidly) I don't know anything that no one else does.

You are absolutely right.  Dead easy.  Admittedly a cube is easier but it ain't that hard to do.  Mapping it was about 5 minutes.  Texture another 5 minutes.  

But, somebody asks for something so it gets made.  Ain't for me to decide who asks for what.  :) 

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