verg opened this issue on Apr 19, 2012 · 12 posts
SamTherapy posted Fri, 20 April 2012 at 1:36 PM
I knew a guy like that. He'd opened a bottle and a beautiful female genie appeared and granted him three wishes.
He said, "First, I'd like to be wealthy beyond dreams" So she made that come true. For his next wish, he said he'd like a private jet to take him to a secluded tropical island for a few days vacation. She told him the jet would be about 30 minutes.
So, looking at her and seeing how beautiful she was he said, "How about giving me a little head while we wait?"
:)
Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.