"I agree - here's how I got there:"

Yep. Of course they'd probably get hit with the 'DAZ Soon' mantra etc, but as Harvey Milk said, "Ya gotta give 'em hope." :-)

OTOH,  "artistically inspired male figure" setting aside whatever 'artistically inspired' means, the fact that they're jumping into the breach with a MALE figure? Well, I said bringing a knife to a gunfight was a bad idea, but pulling out a can opener, devious indeed. Somehow though, I see the boy coming back home with his testicles in a mayonnaise jar.

"Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H. L. Mencken