A Irishman walked into an employment agency in New York, and someone interviewed him to set up his file.

"Where did you live before coming to the States?"

"Ireland"

"Isn't it dangerous there?" asked the agency man.

"Nah, it's all exagerated by the press.  It's really not so bad."

"What part of Irelend are you from?"

"Belfast."

"Oh wow, I hear things are really tough over there right now."

"Oh, it's not too bad for most people.  The press exagerate all the problems."

"That's good to hear. What was your last job in Belfast?"

"Rear gunner on the back of a bread van."

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