Quote -  Almost everyone takes their holiday/vacation in places where nude or topless beaches are the normal state of play.  Imagine, loads of boobies everywhere and nobody gives a damn.  Oddly enough, though, we have only a handful of topless or nude beaches here.

You know? When I was a kid, I'd heard about these places, and was dying to go to one.

Then as an adult, I happened to be able to go to one. Five minutes later, I'd seen enough sag, wrinkles, and pot-bellies to out-do anything National Geographic could ever hope to compete with.

Totally wasn't worth it.