well if you've found 3 genies I will probably find one somewhere soon I suppose.

 

A man and his wife were playing golf one day at an exclusive club. Immaculate fairways lined by million dollar houses. The man tells his wife, "Honey, whatever you do, don't hit the windows of one of these houses. It'll cost a fortune to have it replaced."

As fate would have it, on the 15th tee, she shanks one right through the plate glass window of a mansion. The husband says "Well, let's go over and see what it is going to cost us."

They knock on the door and a voice says come in. They walk in and see the broken window and a broken vase on the floor. A man on the couch says "Are you the ones that broke my window?" They reply yes and apologize. The man on the couch says, "No, I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie and have been cooped up in that vase for a thousand years. You have freed me. I have three wishes to use. I will give each of you a wish and keep the 3rd for myself." He asks the man "What is your wish?"

He says, "I would like to have a million dollars each year for the rest of my life."

The genie says "It's the least I can do, there is a million dollars in your bank account now." He asks the woman, "What is your wish?"

She says, "I would like to have a house in every country of the world."

The genie says, "It is done."

The husband then asks the genie, "What are you going to wish for?" The genie replies, "Well, I have been cooped up in that bottle for a thousand years and I haven't had a woman in all that time. I would like to sleep with your wife."

The man tells his wife, "You know honey, that is a lot of money and all those houses. I don't really mind."

The woman agrees and she and the genie go upstairs. The genie ravishes the woman for 2 hours. After the genie is done, he asks the wife, "How old is your husband?"

The wife says, "36. Why do you ask? The genie says, "36 years old and he still believes in genies!"

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