Recently I was asked by a lady - all in good fun of course - what have men ever done for us?

I was happily able to supply an answer:

Men gave women electricity, washing machines, tumble dryers, TV, telecommunications, cars, nylons, bras, birth-control, cosmetic surgery, the internet, cookers, gas, plumbing, aircraft, sunbeds, shelter, central heating, air-con, fridges etc etc...........

The lady replied that now women have these things, what do they need men for......

My answer?   Sperm.

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...