Yep, I'd probably do exactly what your friend Suzanne did,just for the tickle,besides ya never know he might be interested too,and if not well it's still fun to admire,but personal opinion would be if he avoids ya ,then he deserves a kick in the butt.So here's a question .....I know UPS guys are in and out fast(delivering) have ya offered him a haircut??given him a card??

Oh yeah it's ok to ignore or not answer  just me being curious(nosey)

Have ya noticed they don't have an innocent face smilie??