ROTFL!  Oh, yeah, Doc!  This is fabulous. ;)

 

Quote - It's Hard To Be Humble

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
’Cos I get better lookin each day

To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a woman

I used to have a boyfriend
But I guess he just couldn't compete
With all these love starved men
Who keep clamoring at my feet

Some folks say that I'm egotistical
Hell I don't even know what that means
I guess it has something to do with the way
That I fill out my skin tight blue jeans

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
But I'm doin the best that I can