You've tried Blender Cookie, Blender Guru, Blender Nerd, BlenderUnderground, BlenderArtists.org? TONS of tutorials and video tutes. There's a metric ton on Vimeo as well on everything under the sun ;). I'd start with Blender Cookie and watch the Basics videos. Blender can be VERY daunting without at least the basics on how to get around. There's soooo much to it.

Laurie