"Sexy is when she's with me; skanky is when she's with you."

Jackpot! I think that pretty much sums it up.* *Maybe the father's variant may be sexy on someone else's daughter (not to be admitted of course), skanky on mine.

I'm struggling to get over my aversion to tattoos and piercings on women. They're just too commonplace. Ah for the days when ankle bracelets were racy. 

"Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H. L. Mencken