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Tsssk, drinking when a todler is present... tsssk.. ;)

This is a very HQ image Anton! ..now who might that couple be that I see kissing eachother in the background??

Isn't the presence of a toddler reason enough to drink?  My kids are 14, 7, 4, 2 1/2 and 5 months and I've considered it frequently over the years.