Well if we're moving on to lawyer jokes, here's an oldie but goodie:

What do you call 10 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

 

A good start.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy