@Rayraz:

Had to laugh at "pregnant by accident". It made me imagine someone saying, "Well, I was walking along minding my own business, tripped and fell on a guy and got pregnant by accident." 

 

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy