electroglyph opened this issue on Sep 08, 2012 ยท 17 posts
tjohn posted Sun, 09 September 2012 at 5:38 AM
A termite goes into a beer joint, hops up on a barstool and yells, "Hey, is the bar tender here?"
This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy