Man walks in to a bar and says 'ouch! - it was an iron bar................

 

One for the Brits...

How many G4S Olympic security guards does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

3 Soldiers and a policeman............!

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...