"Consdiering how bad I'm expecting my phins to be in the near future, the steelers, giants, and packers were my short list of replacement teams to root for. I figure one or two of them would be good for a SB every decade."

You're always welcome in Steeler Nation. Don't worry, slow starts seem to be a habit. Now if Ben can just stay off the bike and out of the VIP rooms ...

"j-e-t-s, jets, Jets, JETS!!!!"

SouthEast - SouthEast Bronx? Clearly an expat or a traitor. Full disclosure: I had no interest in football until I worked in a place where the fans of 'God's Team' were such annoying braggarts I decided to pick another team and root for them. Naturally, I picked the 'One for the Thumb' guys, thinking they had to be the best. Little did I know it would be decades before they finally got the thumb ring :-) I still bleed Black and Gold though.

"Naw, y'all! FAWTY NINAHS! Still (for the time being) SAN FRANCISCO 49ers!"

(for the time being)? Has Willie Brown lost his juice? Say it ain't so. The City without the Niners would be like Oakland without the Raiders, oops.

"Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H. L. Mencken