Darn and I thought we were going to get a lesson on the difference between a Butter shader and a Margarine Shader!

Then Sam claiming-screaming-starting a forum flame war that drives the mods crazy; that the "I can't believe people think this is butter!" shader is a fake!

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which reminds me of the time...

Little Sam and Big Sam were playing catch in the front yard when Little Sam saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.
'That was a honey bee,' Big Sam said, 'one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without honey for a week.'

Later Little Sam saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it.
'That was a butterfly,' Big Sam said, 'one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week.'

The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. Little Sam ate his plain toast with no honey or butter.

Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. Mrs. Sam stomped it.
Little Sam looked up at his father and said, 'Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?'

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Gary

"Those who lose themselves in a passion lose less than those who lose their passion"