Quote - Ilona outdid herself today.  Stripped off and used the contents of her nappy to cover the door, the safety gate and herself.

Deep joy. 

I will be reminding her of this when she brings her first boyfriend home. 

Get evidence! Pictures and video, then she can't deny it! Ha ha!

I am planning something similar when my 11 starts dating. Thank god we live in the Philippines, where traditions are still fairly strong. No dating until I approve of him. Until then, it's visits on the front porch with a chaperone....

But... when she does bring that boy home, I have a pic that we took of her when she was about 3 weeks old, stretched out on a blanket wearing only what she brought into this world.

I plan on throwing it on the table, and asking him to take a look. I will announce that this had better be the first time he's seen her naked, and if it's not, he better tell me.

Of course I will be sharpening my machete or cleaning one of my many, many handguns at the time...

If I had a nickle for ever time a woman told me to get lost, I could buy Manhattan.