Quote - AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! I don't know about the rest of you, but he looks the size of a dinner plate to me. Judging by the vertical blind slats, he is.

Laurie flees

Yeah... I have to say he IS bigger than the average Scottish spider, by the looks of it. I'm not sure I could bring myself to pick him up and handle him like I would our native arachnids...

...he could probably pick me up... if he didn't just wrap himself round my head and facehug me into oblivion.