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She really needs to learn how to dress herself.

Hmmm.. I can find absolutely no issue at all with how she's dressed herself.  Maybe a few too many clothes for being on a deserted isle.

The impression I get is that if she's too dumb to put on a minimal piece of clothing like that, what chance would she have with anything more complicated?

Would she try and put a pair of jeans on her head?