Really? I'm sure if that's your thing there will be no shortage of fake playmates for you to "tweak" behind your tiny glass walls.

I guess I should invest in antibacterial glass cleaner stock.

mo·nop·o·ly  [muh-nop-uh-lee]
noun, plural mo·nop·o·lies.
1. exclusive control of a commodity or service in a particular market,
or a control that makes possible the manipulation of prices