When I was a kid maybe 10 my neighbors did not put up a tree.
My cousin was dating one of there girls.
So he brought her a present terribly wrapped in 3 or 4 defrent kinds of wrapping paper some looked like for birthdays,walks in ,looks around and goes.
I'll just put the present next to this plant.
Me & my friends laughed till it hurt.

We thought santa was the dude that ran the junk yard.
Around xMas he would let us get all the bicikle parts we could carry for free.
This was the days you could get a pack of smokes for trading in enough glass sota bottles.

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