*"If I download Creative Suite 2, will it contain everything on the list?" *

No, just Photoshop CS2, InDesign, Adobe Bridge, Illustrator and something called Version Cue. If you want the rest you have to download each installer and serial separately. Right now I am getting Premier Pro 2, so far everything is still there on the downloads page, no mention of  any "Do Not Download Or Use This Software Unless You Meet X Requirements" anywhere on that and it was all working when I installed. I figure it's legit.