I'm not looking forward to "Jedis on Ice" or should it be "Jedii on Ice"? which is on next Xmas in every town near you.

The Reality Television series of "I'm a jedi, get me out of here" has  been franchised already, along with the new game show that offers you the chance to win jedi powers by answering a series of questions.

I hear Ryan Seacrest will be hosting "Who wants to be a Jedi".....