"The author's method of morph naming isn't for prudes, but I find it humorous. :)"

Yeah, I was puzzling over what the difference was between the 'V' morphs and the 'P' morphs. I decided the latter must be external and the former internal. The combination of medical and vernacular terms is funny though. After just reading an article on the evolution of the 'C Word,' I figure he should have given a nod to Chaucer and thrown Quaint in there :-) * *

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