I went to Wal-Mart th'other day & they din' have any pink sombreros w/ yellow dingle balls. I tried to ask other customers where to find them, but they were too busy lookin' fer useless stuff like cat food & sensible shoes. And when I tried to tell them the benefits of Day-Glo thong underwear over boxer shorts they all ignored me!

I'M NEVER GOING BACK!!!

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